GREAT JOKE
· Sep 15, 2004, 3:19 AM
#2041
"This guy told his doctor that his wife hadn't had sex with him for seven months. The physician told the guy to bring his wife into the office for a private talk.
When the wife arrived, the doctor asked her about her libido.
"Well, doctor," she replied, "the truth is that I take a cab to work every morning and the cabbie always asks me, 'So are you going to pay today or what?' We don't have much money so I always give him an 'or what.'
That makes me late for work and my boss asks me, 'So are we going to dock your salary or what?' I always give him the 'or what.' By the time I get home, I don't feel like having sex anymore."
"Hmmm," the doctor said, "I see. So are we going to tell your husband about your problem or what?"
When the wife arrived, the doctor asked her about her libido.
"Well, doctor," she replied, "the truth is that I take a cab to work every morning and the cabbie always asks me, 'So are you going to pay today or what?' We don't have much money so I always give him an 'or what.'
That makes me late for work and my boss asks me, 'So are we going to dock your salary or what?' I always give him the 'or what.' By the time I get home, I don't feel like having sex anymore."
"Hmmm," the doctor said, "I see. So are we going to tell your husband about your problem or what?"