Post #3502
· May 20, 2006, 5:24 PM
#23385
E Mate a da otvorimo novu temu o CRO COP-u kao o Chuck Norrisu
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When CRO COP has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.
Guns don't kill people. CRO COP kills People.
CRO COP is the reason why Waldo is hiding
CRO COP doesn?t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with CRO COP.
CRO COP once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
CRO COP can divide by zero.
CRO COP doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut CRO COP is CRO COP.
In the beginning there was nothing...then CRO COP Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
CRO COP can touch MC Hammer.
CRO COP played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears CRO COP pajamas.
CRO COP doesn't step on toes. CRO COP steps on necks.
In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to CRO COP. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.
CRO COP's show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because CRO COP doesn't run.
CRO COP shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.
CRO COP can judge a book by its cover.
When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into CRO COP.
CRO COP once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
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